The dandelion will outlive us all
Without weeding, seeding, watering or worrying, I plan on having a bright, green lawn again this summer. Because, I happen to like dandelions. When everything else is toasted and brown, a good dandelion will still stand proudly green, as if telling the world that it is tougher than anything you can throw at it.
Dandelion fans never get enough credit. We don’t put a burden on the well or water tower, and we don’t spread harsh chemicals around. It is easy to tell who does, because their lawns look like golf courses and all the local squirrels have laser beam eyes and missing teeth. Instead of fighting the most successful flowering plant on the planet, I have learned to live with the little yellow marauders.
Dandelions evolved around 30 million years ago in Africa, Asia and Europe, and have been widely introduced nearly everywhere else. They are not going anywhere, and will probably outlive us all. If you think you can get rid of them, think again. Dandelions produce seeds asexually, without pollination, that are genetically identical to the parent plant. There were some families like that where I grew up, but they were never as successful as dandelions, and nowhere near as pretty.
Over 250 species of dandelion have been recorded in the British Isles alone. They win. Every time. A single plant will produce over 100 seeds per head and more than 2,000 seeds a year. It has been estimated a dense stand of pissenlits can crank out nearly 100 million seeds per hectare. Your grass just doesn’t stand a chance. The English name is a corruption of the French dent de lion, meaning lion's tooth, due to its coarse leaves. In modern French the plant is named pissenlit, or "urinate in bed", for its diuretic properties. There were no Pissenlit families where I grew up, but I still have my doubts. In parts of Italy, the plant is known as pisacan, which translates to "dog pisses", referring to how common they are at the side of pavements. There aren’t too many plants who can take a sidewalk crack and make it their own.
Although commonly known as weeds, the yellow terrors happen to have many uses. They have been used by humans for food and medicine throughout history. Dandelions are useful as a leaf vegetable. Bitter when raw, the greens are suitable in salads and often served with hard boiled eggs. The leaves are high in vitamins A and C, and carry more iron and calcium than spinach. If your kids won’t eat vegetables, try serving them pisacans. The flowers can be used to make dandelion wine, and a dynamite dandelion jelly. Ground roasted dandelion root can be used as a coffee substitute, and the plant’s milky sap has been used as a mosquito repellent.
So, you see, dandelions are our friends. If the day comes that you get sick of all the yellow in your lawn, send the kids outside armed with a few tubes of coloured paint, and tell them to start painting the flowers different colours. Just imagine how surprised mom or the neighbours will be when they get home. Who knows, a few of the plants might even die in the process. But don’t hold your breath.